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         Its been a week of grievance and mild annoyance

: Mikhail
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laiyongcai92 9 2019 4:19
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[INTERIOR OFFICE - DAY](Bill OBrien walks up to desk of Executive Vice President of Football Operations Troy Vincent)OBrien:Hello, I wish to register a complaint.(Vincent stares at computer, the faint sound of Candy Crush music plays)OBrien:Hello, miss?Vincent:What do you mean, miss?OBrien:Im sorry, I have a cold.I wish to make a complaint.Vincent:Im sorry Youth Kareem Jackson Jersey , were just closing for second lunch.OBrien:Never mind that, Troy, I wish to complain about this cornerback my former general manager obtained not four years ago from this very draft apparatus.Vincent:Oh, yeah Kevin Johnson, corner out of Wake Forest.Whats wrong with him?OBrien:Ill tell you whats wrong with him.Hes dead, thats whats wrong with him.Vincent:No, no, hes resting.Look.(Vincent points to Kevin Johnson, whose eyes are closed.Drool is very clearly coming from his mouth)OBrien:Look, man, I know a dead cornerback when I see one, and Im looking at one right now.Vincent:No, no, Bill, hes not dead http://www.texansauthorizedshops.com/authentic-benardrick-mckinney-jersey , hes resting!OBrien:Resting?Vincent:Yeah.Remarkable corner, Kevin Johnson is, beautiful plumage.OBrien:Weird thing to say, but whatever.The plumage doesnt enter into it.Hes stone dead.Vincent:Dead tired because hes resting!OBrien:Fine.Ill wake him up if hes resting.(OBrien faces Kevin Johnson, who has slid onto the floor of the office in something resembling a puddle if a puddle were in human form)OBrien:WAKE UP, KEVIN!TIME FOR SCHOOL KEVIN!IVE GOT A LOVELY SANDWICH FOR YOU IF YOU WAKE UP!(Vincent nudges Johnson)Vincent:See!He moved right there!OBrien:He did not, you just shoved him!Vincent:I did no such thing.OBrien:You totally did, Troy!(OBrien kneels, puts his face right next to Johnsons face)OBrien:HELLO KEVIN!! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!(OBrien shakes Johnson vigorously)OBrien:WAKE UP, KEVIN JOHNSON, TIME TO SHINE!!!(OBrien lifts Johnson to his feet.Johnson promptly falls to the ground with a comical thud)OBrien:Now thats what I call a dead paraI meancornerback.Vincent:No, hes just stunned is all.OBrien (groans):Ive had just about enough of this.This cornerback is definitely deceased.And when we drafted him in 2015, I was told that his lack of movement was due to him trying to take care of himself for his future career as a Houston Texan.Vincent:Hes just pining for a chance to get back on the field, probably.OBrien (exasperated):PINING TO GET BACK ON THE FIELD?!Whyd he fall flat on his back the moment we got him in pads?!Vincent:The Wake Forest Cornerback prefers keeping on his back.Wonderful player, the Wake Forest Corner DeAndre Hopkins Jersey , beautiful plumage.OBrien:Look, if he could get back on the field, he wouldve been in decent enough shape that we couldve taken him off injured reserve.Now the time has come and we cant take him off the injured reserve list because hes no better now than when he went on IR earlier this year.Vincent:Maybe hes trying to give the other corners on the team a chance to show what theyre worth.Wake Forest Corners are like that, you know.After all, if he were like just any other corner, hed just dash onto the field ready for action.OBrien:This corner wouldnt move if you put 6,000 volts through him.Hes friggin demised.Vincent:Hes not, hehes pining!OBrien:Hes not pining, hes passed on.This cornerback is no more.He has ceased to be a football player.He has gone on to an early offseason.THIS IS A LATE CORNERBACK!If you hadnt Weekend At Bernies him across the stage in 2015, hed be pushing up the football daisies.THIS IS AN EX-CORNERBACK!Vincent:Well, I guess we should get you a replacement then.OBrien:Thats more like it.You want anything done in this league, youve gotta complain until youre steel blue in the face.Vincent:Sorry, dude, we dont have any cornerbacks right now.OBrien:Of course not.That would be too easy.Vincent:Ive got a defensive tackle.OBrien:Does he shut down wide receivers?Vincent:Not really, no.OBrien:Then hes not really much of a replacement Authentic Kevin Johnson Jersey , is he?Vincent:Can I interest you in a late-model Dunta Robinson?OBrien:I want...a fresh...cornerback.Vincent:Well, do you have the receipt for Johnson?OBrien:No, that would be in the possession of our former general manager, Rick Smith.Vincent:Ah, so its his doing then.You should talk to him about getting a replacement.OBrien:What?(Vincent rings a bell, returns to his computer)Vincent:Thank you, good day.Please come back with your receipt and a legally binding buyUprootedTexan:Okay, both of you, stop that.Its silly.(OBrien and Vincent look at UprootedTexan who has no real business being in his own post)OBrien:What areVincent:Yeah, whatUprootedTexan:Never mind that now.Neither of you had a funny line to end this post with and neither did I.So were just going to move on to a different post.Ready?And now for something completely different.

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